Directed by Mark Waters. Published by Tina Fey, on the basis of the written guide Queen Bees & Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman.
- You got everybody there where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because. You have your Freshmen, ROTC men, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls whom Eat Their emotions, Girls that don’t Eat any such thing, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, intimately Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You certainly will Ever satisfy, therefore the Worst. Avoid The Plastic Materials.
- This is certainly Damian: he is nearly too homosexual to work.
Damian: [about Regina] She constantly appears tough.
She constantly wins Spring Fling Queen. Janis: whom cares? Damian: we worry. Every 12 months, the seniors throw this party for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen immediately becomes mind of this Student strategies Committee. And I would say, yeah, I care since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee. Janis: Wow, Damian, you have certainly out-gayed your self. Regina: you are, like, actually pretty! Cady: many thanks! Regina: So That You agree? Cady: Just Just Just What? Regina: you believe you’re actually pretty. Gretchen: Well, i am talking about, you’dn’t purchase a dress without asking your pals first if it seems good you. Cady: I would personallyn’t? Gretchen: Appropriate. Oh, and it’s really the exact same with dudes. love, you might think you want some body, however you could possibly be incorrect. Karen: hang on. [presses a switch on her behalf phone] Oh, my Jesus. She is therefore annoying. Gretchen: That Is Karen that is’s this? Gretchen: Gretchen. Karen: Right. Hold on tight. [presses another key; to Regina] Oh, my Jesus, she actually is therefore annoying. Regina: i am aware! Just be rid of her. Karen: [to Gretchen] Ok. What exactly is it? Gretchen: Regina states every person hates you because you’re this type of slut. Karen: She said that? Gretchen: You don’t hear it from me personally. Cady: Little harsh, Gretch. Gretchen: Whatever, she’s the right to know. Karen: [to Regina] i cannot head out. [fake cough] i am unwell. Regina: [sarcastically] Boo, you whore. 
[hangs up; Karen gapes in surprise] Cady: [voice-over] The strange benefit of spending time with Regina ended up being her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me that I could hate. Regina: okay. You have got actually eyebrows that are good. Cady: Many Many Thanks. Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move. Cady: [voice-over] Exact Exact Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina would be to her, the greater amount of Gretchen tried to win Regina straight straight back. She knew it had been easier to be when you look at the plastic materials, hating life, rather than not be in at all. Because being utilizing the plastic materials had been like being famous. Individuals viewed you all of the right time, and everyone simply knew material in regards to you. Quick woman: That brand new woman relocated right here from Africa. Bethany Byrd: we saw Cady Heron army that is wearing and flip-flops, and so I bought army jeans and flip-flops. Jason: That Cady woman is hot. She may also be hotter than Regina George. Mr. Duvall: we hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels once once once again. The 2 had been seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween celebration. They are inseparable from the time. Cady: [voice-over] we was a lady possessed. We invested about 80 per cent of my time referring to Regina. Plus the other 20 % of that time, I happened to be praying for somebody else to create her up and so I could speak about her more. [out loud] She’s not that good-looking at her. Janis: I’m not sure in the event that you really look. Given that’s she’s getting fatter, she’s got pretty jugs that are big. Cady: [voice-over] i possibly could hear individuals getting uninterested in me personally. But I Really Couldn’t stop. It simply kept coming like term vomit. [out noisy] We have this concept that in the event that you cut all her locks down, she’d seem like a uk guy. Janis: Yeah, I Am Aware. I was told by you this 1 prior to. [After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and keeping arms with Gretchen and Karen inside her bedroom] Karen: Did he state why? Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.
Gretchen: Whom? Regina: some guy was said by him regarding the baseball group.
Karen: Baseball team? Regina: he was given by me every thing. We was half of a virgin whenever We came across him. Karen: You wanna do one thing enjoyable? You want to head to Taco Bell? Regina: i can not head to Taco Bell, i am for a diet that is all-carb! Jesus, Karen, you’re therefore stupid! [stomps off] Gretchen: Regina, wait! Speak to me! [goes after Regina] Regina: no body knows me personally. Gretchen: you are understood by me. Cady: You Are Not stupid, Karen. Karen: No. I Will Be, really. I am failing every little thing. Cady: Well, there should be one thing you are proficient at. Karen: I’m able to place my fist that is whole in lips. Want to see? Cady: No. That Is OK. Other things? Karen: I’m type of psychic. We have a 5th feeling. Cady: just just What would you suggest? Karen: It is like i’ve ESPN or something like that. My breasts can constantly inform whenever it’s gonna rainfall. Cady: Really? Which is amazing. Karen: Well, they could inform if it is raining. Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! I did not suggest for the to occur! Regina: to learn that every person hates me? I do not care! Cady: Regina, please! Regina, end! Regina: [turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! have you any idea exactly just what everybody else states about yourself? They do say that you are a jungle that is home-schooled, who’s a less hot variation of me personally! Yeah! So never you will need to work therefore innocent! You are able to simply simply take that fake apology and shove it right your hairy— [gets struck by a bus] Cady: [voice-over] And which is just just how Regina George passed away. No, I’m completely joking. But she did get hurt. Some girls state they saw her mind get all of the means around. But that is only a rumor. Some individuals swear they saw me personally push her right in front regarding the coach. That has been a much even even worse rumor. [deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon] Cady: [voice-over] i possibly couldn’t apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed when it comes to entire burn guide. After which, she stated it. The thing that is worst you might hear from any adult. Sharon Norbury: [alarmed] Your moms and dads were consumed by cannibals! Cady: [voice-over] ok, the 2nd worst. Sharon Norbury: i am actually disappointed in you, Cady. Cady: so can be we nevertheless in a battle? Janis: have you been nevertheless an asshole? Cady: I do not think therefore. Janis: Well, then i suppose we are okay.